Twas the Night before Hazel, and all through the house,
the Daddy was pacing, irritating his Spouse.
They both were quite nervous with such change to their lives,
thoughts of diapers and spitup started bringing on hives.
The Sister (meanwhile) in her bed with her doll
couldn’t dream that tomorrow was the end of it all.
Life as she knew it would no longer be,
when the new kid in town added one to their three.
The Dog was curled up, probably dreaming of food,
unaware he was going to be doubly screwed.
Already, the one girl pulled hair and made messes.
With two girls, he’d probably soon have to wear dresses.
We’re ready to meet you, it’s twelve hours away,
our sweet little Hazel come out and let’s play.
Whatever you’re like, it can’t be all bad
for a sister, a dog and a mom and a dad.